Sunday, September 14, 2008

A Letter From Trix

Dear President Clinton,

Thank you for choosing me out of all people to write too. It is good to know that my optimistic ways are acknowledged by the public. Each day I act as if I'm going to get what I want because I truly believe that I will, rabbits are known for the quickness after all! I keep chasing after what I want because I want to fix the mistake that I made a long time ago. The Cereal Company came after me one day and asked me if I would be on the cover of their cereal box. Of course I was delighted and immediately said "Yes!" I didn't even care about how much I would be paid or what I would have to do or get in return. However, I found out since I was going to be on the cover, it meant that I would never be able to have even the tiniest bite of Trix cereal, ever. I was fine with that seeing how I was on a diet anyways (I have been training for the forest marathon). After a few months of not even thinking about what I had gotten myself into Trix was voted the number one cereal in the world. Of course after knowing I was on the box for the best cereal in the world, I just had to try it. But the cereal company had spies everywhere! They even put little children after me saying if they caught me i'd be the best pet they would ever have. I decided to memorize the faces of each person that has ever gone after me so I know who I should avoid and maybe then I can sneak around them and get what I have wanted for all this time. I feel as though I am getting a lot closer now, there can't be many more people that they can even put after me. Unless... are you a spy for them also? I'm sorry I cannot answer anymore questions of yours, I have a race to train for. Good luck living with your mistakes, I hope you didn't ruin your families reputations too badly.

Sincerely,

Trix Rabbit

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